#ur tags were so CORRECT that i was possessed w the spirit of british mdzs once more

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We are so fucking back. i have many thoughts abt mdzs The Chase and ur getting them all. anyway.

xichen is the host. bradley walsh was the host once upon a time, as in real life. bc i cant erase an icon. but i CAN have lan xichen take his job.

the chasers are qiren (because its objectively crazy if the chase accidentally becomes a lan family business), guangyao, madame yu, wen qing, and later on wwx (and he ABSOLUTELY has his chaser Gimmick be the yiling patriarch. gotta fit it in there somewhere.)

the above image is incorrect. jiangcheng absolutely does not fucking make it to the final chase. he gets out SO fast. hes overconfident and goes for the high offer and then the first few questions are so niche and he gets his ass kicked (by wen qing!)

huaisang spends so much of the episode being like 'noooo im so bad at quizzes i dont know anythingggg' but then he bags a solid cashbuilder AND successfully gets the high offer. then he promptly realises hes set everyones standards high and decides hes gonna do nothing for the final chase.

wangji is only on the show because xichen thought this'd be a great friendmaking experience and 'nooo wangji youre so smart itll be fun ur good at trivia!'. wangji walks onto the set of ITV's The Chase a regular bookshop worker from wales, and leaves the set with a massive crush on an emo Ex-HMV-Employee-Now-Asda-Employee from the north of england (wuxian and jiang cheng are so newcastle to me, but wuxian moved to hartlepool, which is the burial mounds)

jiang cheng is, sadly, an arsenal fan

if i drew wwx on the chase would u guys get mad at me for pushing the uk-ei wuxian agenda again